Every guy has a man crush whether or not he's willing to admit it. The thing about a man crush is people always seem to think it's gay. I'm going to say it right now, I have a man crush on Leonardo Di'Caprio. Nothing gay about it. The only time it's gay to have a man crush is if it's based on looks. If you like a guy because he's attractive, you're gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Be gay all you want, it's fine with me. I'm just making the point that I'm not gay because I have a man crush. A true man crush should be based on talent. Also, a true man crush should sneak up on you. The way a man crush begins should be very slow, you see an actor or musician and you like him so you decide to see more of his movies, or listen to more of his music. You like the guy more and more until eventually you have to see everything they do. If you get sad when you miss a certain actors movie, and realize you watch Titanic once a week, that's when you know you have a man crush.
Time for a test, I'll give you examples of man crushes and you have to choose if they are homosexual or not. You can print this test out if you want to keep a copy so you don't forget.
1. A boy named Billy is a huge fan of Brad Pitt. He likes to see all of Brad Pitt's movies and is greatly upset when he misses one. Billy watches "Fight Club" at least twice a week.
Gay [] Not Gay []
2. Joey has an unhealthy obsession with Sting. He believes that Sting is the greatest thing to happen to music since the Beatles. Once Sting came to town and Joey missed it, he got so upset he attempted suicide.
Gay [] Not Gay [] Just Creepy []
3. Jennifer likes an actress names Nicole Kidman. She sees every Nicole Kidman movie and can't stand missing one.
Gay [] Not Gay []
That last one was a trick question. There is no such thing as a woman crush. For them it's just gay, and hot.
4. Final question for men only: Who is the most attractive male actor?
Brad Pitt [] Leo Di'Caprio [] Matt Damon [] Johnny Depp [] Will Smith []
Another trick question, if you answered the above question you are gay. Don't worry about it, it's perfectly normal and no one will judge you. Just stop hiding in the closet.
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3 comments:
So i totally agree with you your not gay just because you have a man 'crush'!
so is being able to judge other guys based on their looks make one gay? girls can judge other girl on looks but guys can't? or can guys be jelous of other guys becaue the other looks better than they do? is that gay?
Yes, that's gay.
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