Why Drinking is Bad

Drinking alcohol is bad for many reasons, especially if you're under age. The biggest problem with alcohol consumption is because the bible says getting drunk is a sin. Therefor if you ever get drunk you are going to hell with all the people who swear and have abortions. If you drink and don't get drunk it'd fine, as long as you're not under 21. The bible commands us to follow the laws and customs of our culture, therefor if you drink under age you are disobeying God and will also go to hell. If you're under age and you get drunk you're going to super hell. As for the other reasons you should never ever drink any alcoholic beverage, you can lose control of yourself. Even if you think you aren't drunk you can never really tell, no one knows that they are drunk until it's too late. Getting drunk is how wars get started, why do you think Hitler started World War II? He got in a drunken argument with a Jew, then got a beat down. Never mess with a drunk Hebrew. Hitler got pissed and started the war before he got sober, he never even knew he was drunk. So if you get drunk, you're just like Hitler. Remember that next time you're having your friend with the fake ID buy some Jack. I'm going to leave you today with a story that will hopefully change your mind next time you want to drink. "There once was a girl named Bonny, she liked to get drunk with her friends on the weekend. Once she got very very drunk then had sex with a stranger and got pregnant. She had an abortion then died of liver failure the next day. Bonny burned in super hell forever for her sins against God. The End".