Thursday, March 27, 2008

Danny Marshal vs. the Nazis

Danny Marshal was a boy with no arms. He had been born that way and thought that he could never be a normal boy. One day Danny was at school and some evil Nazis attacked. They wanted to take the students hostage for ten million dollars and for their political party to be included in presidential debates. Obviously the Governor and President couldn't negotiate with terrorists so they decided just to leave the kids there.
Danny couldn't believe that the government was going to leave them hanging like that, and no one else in the school was doing anything about it, so he decided to take on the evil Nazi terrorists by himself. All of the students and teachers had been locked in the gymnasium with three Nazis watching them. Each Nazi was equipped with nun chucks because as everyone knows, all Nazis are martial arts experts. Luckily for Danny, he was a master of the "no arms crazy kick" style of martial arts. Danny stood up to confront all three nun chuck toting Nazis. The three Nazis attacked quickly with their nun chucks, but Danny was far to quick for them. In an instant Danny had knocked all three out. "Tie these Nazis up," said Danny to a group of students nearby.
"What are you going to do?" asked the hottest girl in the school.
"I'm going to put an end to Nazism forever".
Danny went running out of the room to confront the remaining twenty two Nazis. "I challenge you all to a battle!" Yelled Danny.
"How about this kid," said the Nazi leader, "if you can defeat me, we'll all surrender."
"It's a deal."
However, Danny didn't know that their leader was none other than Lars Florian, the worlds greatest German martial arts master. Lars came at Danny with the speed of the devil, but Danny managed to dodge and counter with a kick to the Nazi Commander's head. Once more Danny kicked Lars right in the ribs, but he managed to grab Danny's leg and twist. Danny flew to the floor with Lars still gripping his leg. "Now you die!"
"Never," yelled Danny as he kicked Lars in the stomach with his free leg, knocking him fifteen feet across the room. "I have to stop your evil plans."
Danny launched himself into the air, "NIIIIIIIIIIIINEE," yelled the Nazi. Danny pulled his kick just in time.
"Your kindness has shown me the light Danny," said the Nazi commander, "we don't want to be Nazis anymore. From now on we will only be nice and help people."
"Yaaaaay," cheered all the Nazis.
The students came running out of the Gymnasium cheering for Danny and his heroism. The Nazis apologised and promised not to be Nazis anymore, so the government let them go. Lars and Danny became best friends and did everything together.
After the ordeal Danny became the most popular guy in school. He got the hottest girl to be his girlfriend, and all the other boys began cutting their arms off so they could be like Danny. Danny really did learn that he can do anything he puts his heart into. Then he lived happily ever after.
The End

4 comments:

Paige said...

That was a great story!!!

JammastaJay said...

I agree, that story was spectacular.

Thug Nasty said...

so i pretty much just laughed out loud.

Slick Willey said...

Well I think the story has potential. The ending was pretty anticlimactic and the hero was a bad influence on all the other kids in the school, they all cut their arms off! But other than that it was very creative and enjoyable to read.